Friday, 2 September 2016

Joffalo

So....at 3.00am  a wild creature started to shred my skin, roar in my ear, breathe hot firey breath on my face and general pummel me into a pulp.....what manner of wild animal was this? A Mythical Beast perhaps? Some form of bear? Of course not...it was my Boy...so now here I am, nail clippers in hand , trying to pin down the wild creature and trim its talons whilst watching some pre school joy. Life is surreal.....
The End